{"id":12656,"date":"2010-09-28T16:50:43","date_gmt":"2010-09-28T16:50:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/opatriota.org\/portal\/?p=12656"},"modified":"2023-01-16T09:06:14","modified_gmt":"2023-01-16T12:06:14","slug":"grande-descoberta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/opatriota.org\/?p=12656","title":{"rendered":"Grande descoberta"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>E Deus fez a mulher&#8230;<!--more--><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:justify;\">Houve harmonia no para\u00edso.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:justify;\">O diabo vendo isso resolveu complicar&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:justify;\">Deus deu \u00e0 mulher cabelos sedosos e esvoa\u00e7antes.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:justify;\">O diabo deu pontas duplas e ressecadas.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:justify;\">Deus deu \u00e0 mulher seios firmes e bonitos.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:justify;\">O diabo os fez crescer e cair.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:justify;\">Deus deu \u00e0 mulher um corpo esbelto e provocante.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:justify;\">O diabo inventou a celulite e as estrias.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:justify;\">Deus deu \u00e0 mulher m\u00fasculos perfeitos.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:justify;\">E o diabo os cobriu com lipoglicer\u00eddios.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:justify;\">Deus deu \u00e0 mulher uma voz suave, doce e melodiosa.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:justify;\">O diabo a fez falar demais.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:justify;\">Deus deu \u00e0 mulher um temperamento d\u00f3cil..<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:justify;\">E o diabo inventou a TPM.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:justify;\">Deus deu \u00e0 mulher um andar elegante.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:justify;\">O diabo investiu no sapato de salto alto.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:justify;\">Ent\u00e3o Deus deu \u00e0 mulher infinita beleza interior.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:justify;\">E o diabo fez o homem perceber s\u00f3 o lado de fora.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:justify;\">Deus fez a mulher ficar maravilhosa aos 30, vibrante e gostosa aos 45.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:justify;\">O diabo deu de presente a menopausa aos 50&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:justify;\">S\u00f3 pode haver uma explica\u00e7\u00e3o para tudo isso:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:justify;\"><strong>O diabo \u00e9 G A Y !!!!!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">[<a href=\"history.go(-1)\">Voltar<\/a>]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>E Deus fez a mulher&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[25],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12656","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/opatriota.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12656","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/opatriota.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/opatriota.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opatriota.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opatriota.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12656"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/opatriota.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12656\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":71318,"href":"https:\/\/opatriota.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12656\/revisions\/71318"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/opatriota.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12656"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opatriota.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12656"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opatriota.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12656"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}