{"id":37905,"date":"2017-05-14T19:20:19","date_gmt":"2017-05-14T19:20:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/opatriotasite.wordpress.com\/2017\/05\/14\/as-mentiras-do-molusco-etilico-estao-virando-piada\/"},"modified":"2023-01-19T22:45:36","modified_gmt":"2023-01-20T01:45:36","slug":"as-mentiras-do-molusco-etilico-estao-virando-piada","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/opatriota.org\/?p=37905","title":{"rendered":"As mentiras do molusco et\u00edlico est\u00e3o virando piada"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;A piada abaixo foi recebida via Whatsapp. Autor desconhecido.<br \/>\n<i>\u200b&#8221;O Juiz S\u00e9rgio Moro acaba de marcar a data do pr\u00f3ximo depoimento do Ex-presidente Lula. Ser\u00e1 no dia 19\/05, no Centro Esp\u00edrita Amor e Luz, no centro de Curitiba, \u00e0s 20h.<\/i><br \/>\n<i>Na ocasi\u00e3o, ser\u00e1 invocada a presen\u00e7a da Sra. Mariza Let\u00edcia, para que ela possa responder as acusa\u00e7\u00f5es do pr\u00f3prio marido, devendo ser feita uma acarea\u00e7\u00e3o entre ambos.&#8221;<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;A piada abaixo foi recebida via Whatsapp. Autor desconhecido. \u200b&#8221;O Juiz S\u00e9rgio Moro acaba de marcar a data do pr\u00f3ximo depoimento do Ex-presidente Lula. Ser\u00e1 no dia 19\/05, no Centro Esp\u00edrita Amor e Luz, no centro de Curitiba, \u00e0s 20h. Na ocasi\u00e3o, ser\u00e1 invocada a presen\u00e7a da Sra. Mariza Let\u00edcia, para que ela possa responder &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/opatriota.org\/?p=37905\" class=\"more-link\">Continuar lendo <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">As mentiras do molusco et\u00edlico est\u00e3o virando piada<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-37905","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-noticias"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/opatriota.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37905","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/opatriota.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/opatriota.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opatriota.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opatriota.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=37905"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/opatriota.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37905\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":75207,"href":"https:\/\/opatriota.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37905\/revisions\/75207"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/opatriota.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=37905"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opatriota.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=37905"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opatriota.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=37905"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}