Tive que postar!!!!!!
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\nMulher com uns 40 anos, chega na UTI entre a vida e morte, esbarra nela, a morte. A\u00ed ela perguntou:
\n\ud83d\udc75Eu morri?
\n– \u2620Ainda n\u00e3o, voc\u00ea morrer\u00e1 daqui a 63 anos, 8 meses, 9 dias e 16 horas.
\nAo voltar a si, resolveu ficar ali mesmo naquele hospital e fez: uma lipospira\u00e7\u00e3o, uma pl\u00e1stica nos seios, no rosto, no nariz, na barriga, tirou as ruguinhas para ficar linda e maravilhosa.\ud83d\udc71\u200d\u2640\ud83d\udc71\u200d\u2640\ud83d\udc71\u200d\u2640\ud83d\udc71\u200d\u2640\ud83d\udc71\u200d\u2640
\nAp\u00f3s alguns dias, ao atravessar a rua, veio um ve\u00edculo e a atropelou, matando-a na hora.
\nAo encontrar-se de novo com a morte, ela exclamou irritada:
\n– \ud83d\udc71\u200d\u2640Puxa, voc\u00ea me disse que eu tinha mais de 63 anos de vida!
\nPor que eu morri depois de toda aquela despesa com cirurgias pl\u00e1sticas???
\nA morte, olhando-a diretamente nos olhos, respondeu:
\n\ud83d\ude31\ud83d\ude31\ud83d\ude31\ud83d\ude31\ud83d\ude31\ud83d\ude31\ud83d\ude31\ud83d\ude31
\n-\u2620CRIATUUUUURA DO C\u00c9U, EU N\u00c3O TE RECONHECI!!!!!
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Tive que postar!!!!!! Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk kkkkkkkkk Mulher com uns 40 anos, chega na UTI entre a vida e morte, esbarra nela, a morte. A\u00ed ela perguntou: \ud83d\udc75Eu morri? – \u2620Ainda n\u00e3o, voc\u00ea morrer\u00e1 daqui a 63 anos, 8 meses, 9 dias e 16 horas. Ao voltar a si, resolveu ficar ali mesmo naquele hospital e fez: … Continuar lendo Compartilhando… Recebido via WhatsApp<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-40345","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-noticias"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/opatriota.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40345","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/opatriota.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/opatriota.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opatriota.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opatriota.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=40345"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/opatriota.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40345\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":70822,"href":"https:\/\/opatriota.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40345\/revisions\/70822"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/opatriota.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=40345"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opatriota.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=40345"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opatriota.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=40345"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}