– Pai, posso sair com amigos?<\/p>\n
– Pergunte pra a sua m\u00e3e.<\/p>\n
– M\u00e3e, posso ir no p\u00e1tio?<\/p>\n
– Sim.<\/p>\n
– Pai, posso sair com os amigos?<\/p>\n
– Voc\u00ea falou com a sua m\u00e3e?<\/p>\n
– Sim.<\/p>\n
– Ent\u00e3o, pode.<\/p>\n
Horas depois:<\/p>\n
– Mentiroso, sua m\u00e3e n\u00e3o autorizou nada.<\/p>\n
– N\u00e3o sou mentiroso! Eu FALEI com ela.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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