{"id":44912,"date":"2019-08-23T21:00:26","date_gmt":"2019-08-24T00:00:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/opatriota.org\/?p=44912"},"modified":"2023-01-16T08:14:38","modified_gmt":"2023-01-16T11:14:38","slug":"a-maior-asneira-que-a-globo-falou-hoje-as-queimadas-sao-causadas-pelo-desmatamento-ha","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/opatriota.org\/?p=44912","title":{"rendered":"A maior asneira que a Globo falou hoje: as queimadas s\u00e3o causadas pelo desmatamento&#8230; H\u00e3!?"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2><strong>Se est\u00e1 desmatado, como pega fogo???<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p style=\"text-align:justify;\">Acho que os jornalistas da Globolixo andam tomando cacha\u00e7a batizada ou fumando erva estragada&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:justify;\">Sabidamente, n\u00e3o est\u00e1 faltando haloperidol (antipsic\u00f3tico usado no tratamento de surtos delirantes e paran\u00f3ides) no mercado.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:justify;\">Floresta amaz\u00f4nica produz oxig\u00eanio? Como? Estes g\u00eanios de araque nunca leram um bom livro de bioqu\u00edmica.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Se est\u00e1 desmatado, como pega fogo??? Acho que os jornalistas da Globolixo andam tomando cacha\u00e7a batizada ou fumando erva estragada&#8230; Sabidamente, n\u00e3o est\u00e1 faltando haloperidol (antipsic\u00f3tico usado no tratamento de surtos delirantes e paran\u00f3ides) no mercado. Floresta amaz\u00f4nica produz oxig\u00eanio? Como? Estes g\u00eanios de araque nunca leram um bom livro de bioqu\u00edmica.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-44912","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-noticias"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/opatriota.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44912","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/opatriota.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/opatriota.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opatriota.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opatriota.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=44912"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/opatriota.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44912\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":69453,"href":"https:\/\/opatriota.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44912\/revisions\/69453"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/opatriota.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=44912"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opatriota.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=44912"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opatriota.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=44912"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}