{"id":64212,"date":"2022-10-24T20:52:02","date_gmt":"2022-10-24T23:52:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/opatriota.org\/?p=64212"},"modified":"2022-10-24T20:52:02","modified_gmt":"2022-10-24T23:52:02","slug":"cresce-o-numero-de-brasileiros-optando-pelo-coma-induzido-ate-1o-de-novembro-sensacionalista-o-globo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/opatriota.org\/?p=64212","title":{"rendered":"Cresce o n\u00famero de brasileiros optando pelo coma induzido at\u00e9 1\u00ba de novembro | Sensacionalista | O Globo"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">O palha\u00e7o quer escreveu essa sandice deve ser internado em um manic\u00f4mio judici\u00e1rio, amarrado em camisa de for\u00e7a, morda\u00e7a na boca, antipsic\u00f3tico intravenoso continuo e eletroconvulsoterapia (eletrochoque) de hora em hora at\u00e9 fritar o tecido neurofecal (fezes nervosas) que tem no cr\u00e2nio, substituindo o c\u00e9rebro. Leia <a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/oglobo.globo.com\/blogs\/humor\/sensacionalista\/post\/2022\/10\/cresce-o-numero-de-brasileiros-optando-pelo-coma-induzido-ate-1o-de-novembro.ghtml\" target=\"_blank\">aqui<\/a> <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>O palha\u00e7o quer escreveu essa sandice deve ser internado em um manic\u00f4mio judici\u00e1rio, amarrado em camisa de for\u00e7a, morda\u00e7a na boca, antipsic\u00f3tico intravenoso continuo e eletroconvulsoterapia (eletrochoque) de hora em hora at\u00e9 fritar o tecido neurofecal (fezes nervosas) que tem no cr\u00e2nio, substituindo o c\u00e9rebro. Leia aqui<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-64212","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-noticias"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/opatriota.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/64212","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/opatriota.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/opatriota.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opatriota.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opatriota.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=64212"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/opatriota.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/64212\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/opatriota.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=64212"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opatriota.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=64212"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opatriota.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=64212"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}