{"id":85271,"date":"2024-12-07T09:52:58","date_gmt":"2024-12-07T12:52:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/opatriota.org\/?p=85271"},"modified":"2024-12-07T10:08:08","modified_gmt":"2024-12-07T13:08:08","slug":"o-desespero-da-esgotosgera-lulupetitiste-esta-beirando-as-raias-da-loucura","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/opatriota.org\/?p=85271","title":{"rendered":"O desespero da esgotosgera lulupetitistE est\u00e1 beirando as raias da loucura"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Perguntinha b\u00e1sica ao ilustre farmac\u00eautico Ivan Valente, que deve ter derretido o c\u00e9rebro de tanto fumar erva estragada, beber cacha\u00e7a batizada com absinto e cheirar p\u00f3 de mico, im\u00f3veis n\u00e3o valorizam?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Aqui em S\u00e3o Paulo apartamentos de COHAB que h\u00e1 4 anos atr\u00e1s valiam R$150 mil, hoje tem gente pedindo R$500 mil. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Procure um centro de recupera\u00e7\u00e3o de dependentes qu\u00edmicos, ou um hosp\u00edcio, urgente. O contribuinte n\u00e3o tem de sustentar loucos desesperados no parlamento.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ser\u00e1 que a gestapo Alexandrina n\u00e3o adulterou o contrato, fraudando-o e forjando uma prova ao velho estilo nazista?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ningu\u00e9m mais acredita na Pol\u00edcia Federal, que nos tempos \u00e1ureos da lava-jato, era t\u00e3o respeitada e aclamada pelo povo. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image alignfull\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1080\" height=\"1423\" src=\"https:\/\/opatriota.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/wp-17335759007187438673142374266460.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-85270\" srcset=\"https:\/\/opatriota.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/wp-17335759007187438673142374266460.jpg 1080w, https:\/\/opatriota.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/wp-17335759007187438673142374266460-228x300.jpg 228w, https:\/\/opatriota.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/wp-17335759007187438673142374266460-777x1024.jpg 777w, https:\/\/opatriota.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/wp-17335759007187438673142374266460-768x1012.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 1080px\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Perguntinha b\u00e1sica ao ilustre farmac\u00eautico Ivan Valente, que deve ter derretido o c\u00e9rebro de tanto fumar erva estragada, beber cacha\u00e7a batizada com absinto e cheirar p\u00f3 de mico, im\u00f3veis n\u00e3o valorizam? Aqui em S\u00e3o Paulo apartamentos de COHAB que h\u00e1 4 anos atr\u00e1s valiam R$150 mil, hoje tem gente pedindo R$500 mil. Procure um centro &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/opatriota.org\/?p=85271\" class=\"more-link\">Continuar lendo <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">O desespero da esgotosgera lulupetitistE est\u00e1 beirando as raias da loucura<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-85271","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sem-categoria"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/opatriota.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/85271","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/opatriota.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/opatriota.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opatriota.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opatriota.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=85271"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/opatriota.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/85271\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":85278,"href":"https:\/\/opatriota.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/85271\/revisions\/85278"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/opatriota.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=85271"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opatriota.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=85271"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opatriota.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=85271"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}